Сценарий постановки "Чарли и шоколадная фабрика"

Charlie

The factory I usually see on my way here… Is it really true that Wonka’s Chocolate factory is the biggest in the world?

Grandma Josephine

True?! Of course it is true! Good heavens, didn’t you know that? It’s fifty times as big as any other!

Charlie

And is Mr Willy Wonka really the cleverest chocolate maker in the world?

Grandpa Joe

My dear boy, Mr Willy Wonka is the most amazing, the most fantastic chocolate maker the world has ever seen! I thought everybody knew that!

Charlie

I knew he was famous, Grandpa Joe, and I knew he was very clever…

Grandpa Joe

Clever! He’s more than that! He’s a magician with chocolate! He can make anything – anything he wants! Isn’t that a fact my dear?

Grandma Josephine

Absolutely true. Just as true as can be.

Grandpa Joe

But he never comes out! The only thing that comes out of that place are chocolates and sweets.

Charlie

But Grandpa, what sort of people are they that work in there?

Grandpa Joe

My dear boy, that is one of the great mysteries of the chocolate-making world. Nobody knows.

Charlie

But that`s absurd. Hasn`t someone asked Mr Wonka?

Grandpa Joe

Nobody sees him any more. We know only one thing about his workers. They are very small!

(They switch on the TV)

Willy Wonka

Listen to the greatest news ever?!

I, Willy Wonka, have decided to allow five children – just five, mind you, and no more – to visit my factory this year. These lucky five will be shown around personally by me, and they will see all the secrets and the magic of my factory. So watch out for the Golden Tickets!  Good luck to you all, and happy hunting!

Walking along the street Charlie finds a coin and brings it to the shop.

Charlie

One Wonka’s chocolate bar.

Charlie eats the bar very quickly and grabbed another one.

Shopkeeper

You look like you wanted that one, sonny. Take it easy, you`ll have a tummy-ache if you swallow it like that without chewing.

Then he buys another one.

Charlie

I think, I think… I’ll have just one more of those chocolate bars.

Shopkeeper

Why not?  (gives another bar and sees the ticket appearing from the cover)

Charlie

Oh, look! It`s a golden ticket.

Shopkeeper

It’s a Golden Ticket! You’ve got a Golden Ticket! You’ve found the last Golden Ticket! Hey, would you believe it! Come and look at this, everybody! The kid’s found Wonka’s last Golden Ticket! Somebody call the newspapers quick and let them know! Watch out, sonny! Don’t tear it as you un wrap it! That thing is precious!

Customer 1

(shouting) Where is it? Hold it up so all of us can see it!

Customer 2

There it is, there! He’s holding it in his hands! See the golden shining!

Customer 3

How could he manage to find it, I’d like to know? I’ve been buying twenty bars a day for weeks and weeks!

Customer 4

(enviously)Think of all free sweets he’ll get! A lifetime supply!

Customer 1

(laughing) He’ll need it, he is too thin!

Customer 2

Listen, I’ll buy it from you. I’ll give you fifty pounds. How about it, eh? And I’ll give you a new bicycle as well. Okay?

Customer 4

Are you crazy? Why, I would give him two hundred pounds for that ticket! Do you want to sell that ticket for two hundred pounds, young man?

Shopkeeper

Leave the kid alone! (to Charlie)  

Willy Wonka

Welcome, my little friends! Welcome to the factory! Will you come forward one at a time, please!

AugustaGloop

I’m AugustaGloop.

Willy Wonka

Augusta! My dear girl! How good to see you! Delighted! Charmed! Step through the gate!

Veruca Salt

My name is Veruca Salt.

Willy Wonka

My dear Veruca! How do you do? What a pleasure this is! I’m so glad you could come! Please, go in!

Mike Teavee and Violet Beauregarde

Mike Teavee! Violet Beauregarde!

Willy Wonka

Overjoyed to see you! Step forward!

Charlie

Charlie Bucket.

Willy Wonka

Charlie! Well, well, well! So there you are! You’re the one who found the ticket only yesterday, aren’t you? Yes, yes! Just in time, my dear boy! I’m so glad! I’m so happy for you! And this? Your grandfather? Delighted to meet you, sir! Overjoyed! All right! Excellent!

Charlie and Grandpa Joe come to the stage.

Charlie

How lovely and warm!

Grandpa Joe

I know. And what a marvelous smell! The smell of roasting coffee and burnt sugar …

Charlie

And melting chocolate and mint and violets… And crushed hazelnuts and apple blossom… I could eat the whole field!

(пытается опуститься на колени, но Чарли удерживает его.)

Grandpa Joe

I could go round like a cow and eat every blade of grass in the field!

Mr Willy Wonka

The grass you are standing on is made of a new kind of soft, minty sugar. I`ve just invented it. You can try it. Please, do.

Charlie

What is it? It is moving! These are little people! Can you see them, Grandpa?

Charlie

But who are they? Are they real people?

Willy Wonka

Of course they are real people! They are Oompa-Loompas.

There the Oompa-Loompas who were sitting quietly stand up and dance and sing their song. В конце танца они разворачивают коричневую ткань и начинают покачивать её так, будто это течёт шоколадная река

 (GrandpaJoeукоризненнокачаетголовой)Пока она кричит, Augusta забирается в шоколадную реку.

Grandpa Joe

Augusta! Don’t do that!

Willy Wonka

Herewego! Hurryup, everybody.

This is the most important room in the entire factory. All my most secret new inventions are cooking here. Now, listen to me. No touching and no tasting! Is that agreed?

Willy Wonka

 Don’t you know what it is?

Violet Beauregarde

By gum, that’s gum! It’s a stick of chewing gum!

Willy Wonka

Right you are! It’s a stick of the most amazing and fabulous gum in the world! This gum is my latest, my greatest, and my most fascinating invention! It’s a chewing gum meal! There is a whole three-course dinner in one chewing gum. No rubbish! This piece of gum has tomato soup, roast beef, and blueberry pie!

Violet

What do you mean, it’s tomato soup, roast beef, and blueberry pie?

Violet

I want the gum. (хватает жвачку и запихивает в рот)

Willy Wonka

No, no, no, no, no! It isn’t ready for eating! It isn’t right! You mustn’t do it!

Violet

I feel strange! (Виоллета изчезает раздается взрывной звук)

Willy Wonka

All right, stop here for a moment and catch your breath. Whatever you do, don’t go into THE NUT ROOM! If you go in, you’ll disturb the squirrels!

Veruca Salt

Squirrels!

Mike Teavee

Oh, my God.

Willy Wonka

These squirrels are specially trained for getting the nuts out of walnuts. There! Look! Watch that squirrel nearest to us! I think he’s got a bad one now!

Mike Teavee

Why use squirrels, why not use Oompa-loompas?

Willy Wonka

Noone can do this job better than squirrels do.

Veruca Salt

Hey, I’ve decided I want a squirrel! Get me one of those squirrels! All I’ve got at home is two dogs and four cats and a silly old hamster! I want a squirrel!

Willy Wonka

They are not for sale! You can’t have one!

Veruca Salt

Who says I can’t!

WillyWonka

Don’t!!!

Она порывается зайти в комнату, в это время Oompa-Loompas хватают её и утаскивают за сцену.

Mike Teavee

My feet are getting tired… I want to watch television.

Willy Wonka

Here we go! This is the Testing Room for my very latest and greatest invention – Television Chocolate!

 Mike Teavee

But what is Television Chocolate?

Willy Wonka

Good heavens, child, stop interrupting me! It works by television. Well, watch this! I shall now send a bar of my very best chocolate from one end of this room to the other – by television! Get ready, there! Bring in the chocolate!

Вносят кусок шоколада и отправляют его через экран телевизора?

Mike Teavee

And what about people? Could you send a real person from one place to another in the same way?

Willy Wonka

A person? Are you crazy?

Mike Teavee

But could it be done?

Willy Wonka

Good heavens, it might have some very bad results! No, no, no, no!!!

В это время  MikeTeavee  залезает в телевизор, где его хватают  Oompa-Loompasи утаскивают за сцену. Затемонивыбегаютнасценуитанцуюттанец.

Willy Wonka

Which room shall it be next? Come on! Hurry up! We must get going! And how many children are there left now?

Grandpa Joe

But Mr Wonka, there’s… there’s only Charlie left now

Willy Wonka

But my dear boy! That means you’ve won! Oh, I do congratulate you.

You see, my dear boy, I have decided to make you a present. As soon as you are old enough to run it, the entire factory will become yours.

Grandpa Joe

But… but..  why you want to give your factory to little Charlie?

Willy Wonka

Listen! I’m an old man. I’m much older than you think. I’ve got no children of my own, no family at all. So, who is going to run the factory when I get too old to do it myself? So I have to have a child!

Grandpa Joe

But Mr Wonka, do you really mean that you are giving the whole of this enormous factory to little Charlie?

Willy Wonka

And all his family! They can all live in the factory from now on!!