Открытое заседание КИД "Ровесник" "В гостях у Мельпомены"
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КИД "Ровесник" открытое заседание

"В гостях у Мельпомены"

HUSBAND: Hi, Honey! I'm home!

WIFE: Who are you? What are you doing in my house?!

 HUSBAND: I'm your new husband. Where should I put my coat? [He tries to kiss WIFE, but she backs away from him terrified.]

WIFE: Don't touch me! I'll scream! I'll call the police!

HUSBAND: Aren't you going to ask how my day was?

WIFE: [Attempting to pacify him.] How ... how was your day?

HUSBAND: It was awful! Just like every other day! Same old boring job. Same old boring boss. Same old boring life. Why come home to the same old boring wife and house and kids and dog when I could try something new?

WIFE: But you can't just—

HUSBAND: I've always admired your home. It's very well kept.

WIFE: Thank you, but—

HUSBAND: I pass it every day on my way to work, so I thought today I'd give it a try.

WIFE: But ... I already have a husband.

HUSBAND: He can have my life. Where does he work?

WIFE: He's an executive. At a technology company.

HUSBAND: Perfect! I love technology! All those little gadgets and stuff! It'll be great!

WIFE: Look, I'm ... I'm sorry your life is so boring. My life is boring too. But you can't just walk in here and expect us to—

HUSBAND: Oh! I almost forgot! I brought you flowers!